KatieThomas Broc
FORE! That’s what you’re supposed to say before you hit the white ball when you play pool. I learned all sorts of rules for playing pool. Like, when you hit the white ball in the hole, that’s called a scratch and when you do that, you have to engage in sexual behavior with 2 black dudes. Well, that’s what they told me at least. But when I heard that rule, I hit the white ball into a hole as fast as possible. Then I got to have some black pipes stuck in my holes. What a fun treat. I hope I didn’t get the pool table messed up though. I can’t remember if there were black seed stains on the felt when the brothers were done emptying their balls on my face.
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